Eat the Rich Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
Eat the Rich Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee - Heather Military Green / S is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
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Eat the Rich Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
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"Eat The Rich (Metaphorically)" – For Legal Reasons, Of Course 💀🍽️💰
We’re not saying redistribute the wealth with a fork and knife… but we are saying that maybe billionaires shouldn’t exist while people struggle to afford rent. This sharp, witty, and legally safe tee makes a statement without incriminating you. 😉
Perfect for activists, social justice warriors, and anyone who believes that yachts and tax loopholes shouldn’t be more important than human rights. Wear it proudly—no silver spoon required.
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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